A Lecture Laden “I Am a Child of God”

So Baby Mac was over for some play-time and Grandma started singing her a song that went a little something like this:

I am a child of God, and he has sent me here.
Has given me an earthly home, with parents
(And grandparents (and aunts)) kind and dear.
Oh lead me, guide me, walk (or lay right) beside me,
help me find the way (to be good and nice like your aunt).
Teach me all that I must do
(or not do-like not sticking your hands in your throat till you choke)
To live with Him someday.

I basically smiled my face off! Way to start her early on those lectures grandma!